Here's a quick run down for the important national races to keep an eye on tomorrow, and a drinking game that should put you in just the right mood for the ultimate outcome, whatever it might be:
President
Drinking Game, every time one of the following states is called for Romney do a shot
Virginia
Florida
New Hampshire
Pennsylvania
Massachusetts (safe for Obama, but it's Romney's home state so do a shot in celebration of his embarrassment at losing it)
Wisconsin
Colorado
North Carolina
Nevada
Iowa
Minnesota
Ohio
Indiana
The more of those states Romney wins, the more likely it is that he will be president. Hence, get good and hammered if he's pulling ahead.
Senate
Control of the Senate turns on the following seats
Arizona: Carmona v. Flake
Every time the news people mention that Flake is Mormon like Romney or the importance of the Phoenix Suburbs, take a drink. Every mention of Carmona as "1st Latino" "Surgeon General" or "Vietnam veteran" take a drink.
If Flake wins do a shot.
Indiana: Donnelly v. Mourdock
Every mention of Mourdock's "Rape is God's Will" gaff do a shot. Every mention of Donnelly as a "come from behind" in a state the GOP should have had locked down, chug a beer. Every time both come up in the same sentence, do both.
If Mourdock wins, do a shot and abandon all faith in humanity.
Missouri: McCaskill v. Akin
Every mention of "legitimate rape" comments by Akin, do a shot. Every mention of McCaskill helping Akin in the primary because he's such a buffoon that he was her best shot at reelection, laugh hysterically and do a shot.
If Akin wins, do a shot and swallow a birth control pill with it.
Montana: Tester v. Rehberg
Every time someone expresses surprise that Tester remains ahead, drink. If Rehberg wins do two shots and chug a beer.
Nevada: Heller v. Berkeley
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